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Plant jokes. Time to take stalk of your life. Weve put together a list of the best cactus jokes around from pointed plant puns to the prickliest of one liners that we know youre going to like. In the wake of Australias forest fires I decided to man-up and plant a fruit tree.

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Following is our collection of funny Plants jokes. Puns are great way to plant a smile on your friends and familys faces. The more you grow.

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If your friend is a gardener or a plant momdad use one or more of these plant puns in your decorations. Im still working on figuring twitter out hugs and kisses. Finding half a worm.

I tried to teach my flowers mathematics but they ended up with square roots. A favorite of birds means to avoid planting near cars sidewalks or clotheslines. Generic Flower Plant Puns.

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There are some plants garden jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loud. Last weeks Elvis jokes are here. Where did the cucumber go for a drink.

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A favorite of birds means to avoid planting near cars sidewalks or clotheslines. Sourced from Reddit Twitter and beyond. These plant puns would be perfect to incorporate into a flower or gardening-themed party.

When I started writing this page I thought we would collect a solid 15 plant puns on it. Create a banner that says its party thyme or write hope your birthday is on point on the cake. Someone has been adding soil to my garden.

Following is our collection of funny Plant jokesThere are some plant botany jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loudTake your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline. And we had a great time. If you like these flower jokes have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.

Weve been spending a lot of time outdoors lately so putting together this list of funny plant puns was quite appealing. Greeting cards and birthday texts are always better when you stick in a fun pun or two. After all hes got green fingers.

Cleaning my cold frame is a pane. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline. Lets face it English is a stupid language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

We have a full list of witty plant puns and cactus puns to make sure you dont leaf. French Fries Were Not Invented In France. Let the bad puns keeping rolling on in.

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Weve even come up with ideas for creating your own celebration cards in which you can plant succulent cacti puns to give to your friends and family. Zone 5 with protection is a variation on the phrase Russian roulette. Dont get to close to a bee power plant Or you might get aviation poisoning Score.

We hope you will find these plants pollen. Apparently its good to talk to your plants. Gifting plants to your friends and loved ones is also more fun when theyre accompanied by a witty card with a pun picked just for them.

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